If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Released:	October 17, 2025
Director:	Mary Bronstein
Producer:	Eli Bush, Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Ryan Zacarias, Sara Murphy
Studio:	VVS Films
Cast:	Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Genre:	Comedy
Length:	113 minutes

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Overview

Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist overwhelmed by her daughter’s mysterious illness and a crumbling apartment, faces escalating chaos. Her absent husband, a missing person, and a strained relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien) push her toward a psychological breakdown.

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1 ByTowne Cinema 325 Rideau St., Ottawa, (613) 789-FILM
Wed - Thu 6:30

2  Mayfair Theatre, Ottawa 1074 Bank St., Ottawa, (613) 730-3403
Sat 3:45
Sun 3:15
Mon 6:30
Tue 3:45

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3  Landmark Cinemas 24 Kanata (19.51km) 801 Kanata Avenue, Kanata, (613) 599-5500
Thu 7:00 9:45
Fri - Tue 7:35 10:30

4  Scotiabank Theatre Ottawa (7.51km) 2385 City Park Drive, Gloucester, (613) 688-8800
Fri - Sun 12:35 3:35 6:25 9:15
Mon - Tue 12:35 3:35 6:25 9:25

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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